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myconsciencecallednsickagain:

HUGE BAND MERCH GIVEAWAY
Alright so basically my best friend, Diego and me are hosting a giveaway. We’ve compiled a bunch of old/duplicate band tees and we’re deciding to give them away to thank you guys for following me since I’ve recently reached 3k followers.

So the rules are rather basic.

  • You MUST be following me and Diego. We shall be checking. 
  • If you win and aren’t following us we’ll pick a new winner.
  •  Only reblogs count. You could basically reblog this as much as you like to increase your chances.
  •  We’ll be using a randomized system to pick a winner so we have no say in that.
  • We’ll ship basically anywhere really.

What the giveaway entails:

  • All tees as seen in the pictures. Adding up to a grand total of 18 band tees.
  • They’re all the same size; adult male small which apparently translates into a medium in female sizes btw.
  • Exception being the pierce the veil “collide with the sky” tee which is actually a size medium.

GIVEAWAY ENDS SATURDAY, MAY 24th at 12:00am pst.
We will be picking a winner the following day by 7pm.
Make sure to keep your ask box open. If you don’t respond within 48 hours we will pick another winner.

Thanks again and may the odds be ever in your favour.

shes-gotaboyfriend-anyway

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.